Fears Rockingham Residents Will Secede and Form Micronation Over Red Bin Collection
Tensions continue to escalate in the City of Rockingham over the ongoing issue with fortnightly red bin collections. The situation in Rocko is different depending…
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US demands WA reopen Liquids in Rockingham ahead of sailors arriving At HMAS Stirling
The United States has made an extraordinary demand of Western Australia ahead of nuclear submarine rotations at HMAS Stirling this year. As part of the…
Rockingham Man Names Daughter After Ex to Save on Tattoo Removal
Dielyr was absolutely positive he was never going to regret getting “Krystal” tattoo’d prominently on his arm. After all, she was his ride or die…
Rockingham man sets up cabana in KFC drive through to reserve his spot this morning
Inspired by the inconsiderate actions of many Westralians at beaches, a local pisswreck has had the genius idea of setting up a cabana in the…
Trump warns Rockingham penguins not to get too comfortable
President Trump’s campaign against penguins has escalated today after he learned of a small, endangered colony in the City of Rockingham. In true Trump fashion…
Rockingham man proposes to his “partner-in-crime” with diamond ankle monitor
A romantic Rocko boy has found a novel way to express his love & lifelong dedication to his literal partner-in-crime. Instead of the usual diamond…