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Search Results for: rotto

Eradication back on the cards after the Cuntbeetle was found to have jumped the queue for Rotto accommodation

July 3, 2025

Well, well, well, the shot hole borer continues to endear itself to the WA public. This time, managing to get Rotto accommodation without a booking…

Western suburbs bid for SeaLink Rotto ferry services to help reduce the amount of poors on the island

April 3, 2025

News that SeaLink Rotto Ferry Services have hit the market has created a real buzz through the western suburbs. Residents of the Western Suburbs, specifically…

REPORT: some sorry looking faces on the Rotto ferry back today

February 23, 2025

As it turns out, downing more piss than a German water sports website can have a detrimental effect on one’s body. Accordingly, many a Rotto…

REPORT: You’d have to shake the fabric of space & time to get that Rotto swim number off bloke’s arm

February 22, 2025

A bloke who competed in the Rotto swim has made it clear that the registration tattoo on his upper arm isn’t going anywhere for at…

Rotto swim skipper pretty sure the 19.7km swim through open ocean would be a more relaxing choice 

February 22, 2025

Western suburbs man Phil has every reason to believe he’s an intelligent man. So he is unable to explain how he voluntarily threw himself into…

9 Ways To Be A True Champion At The Rotto Swim

February 22, 2025

Compete like a champion – the Rotto Swim is all about competition. About being the best you can be. For a few thousand well oiled…

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