Cottesloe man insists Rotto isn’t elitist after spotting someone from NedlandsÂ
A Cottesloe man born into generational wealth has refuted claims Rottnest Island is some elitist getaway island. He says that on his recent trip to…
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Rotto’s Quokkas also preparing for a horrible day 2Â
Rottnest Island’s quokkas know all about horrible second days as they prepare for another wave of bored English tourists to arrive given they have so…
Eradication back on the cards after the Cuntbeetle was found to have jumped the queue for Rotto accommodation
Well, well, well, the shot hole borer continues to endear itself to the WA public. This time, managing to get Rotto accommodation without a booking…
Western suburbs bid for SeaLink Rotto ferry services to help reduce the amount of poors on the island
News that SeaLink Rotto Ferry Services have hit the market has created a real buzz through the western suburbs. Residents of the Western Suburbs, specifically…
REPORT: some sorry looking faces on the Rotto ferry back today
As it turns out, downing more piss than a German water sports website can have a detrimental effect on one’s body. Accordingly, many a Rotto…
REPORT: You’d have to shake the fabric of space & time to get that Rotto swim number off bloke’s arm
A bloke who competed in the Rotto swim has made it clear that the registration tattoo on his upper arm isn’t going anywhere for at…