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Welcome newly minted citizens and prospective migrants. Here in Oz, we have sun, beaches and a variety of creatures that try desperately to kill...

So, you’re going X-Mas shopping, ay?

Despite racking up a few decades on this earth you still haven’t learned that last-minute X-Mas shopping is the consumer equivalent of a anoos...

A Guide to Work Christmas Parties

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Smoko Chat: Why Your Apprentice is a Little Bitch

Blokes are always asking me, "Keifo, why is my apprenno a little bitch?" Bloody good question. Having dealt with more apprentices than a second-hand...

A Guide to New Years Eve

Put the Night on a Pedestal  The Earth has gone to all that effort of making a full rotation around the sun so you should...

The Bell Tower Times Year in Review 2019

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