Mrs #Queening

There is only one rule in regards to Facebook-guided mothers: there are no rules. After the child is birthed the placenta of entitlement flops...

Ms Engagement Party

After tightening the vice of commitment around her partner’s manhood Abby intends to juice and savour the sweet ball-drippings of engagement life.  Thanks to a...

Ms Mother’s Day

For some, Mother’s Day is about celebrating the lady who let you freeload in her womb for 9 months. For others, it’s a day...

Mr Joint Facebook Account

Karen and Stanley’s marriage is a lot like wanking in a mate’s sleeping bag: sure it feels comfortable, but ultimately it ruins friendships. Near...

Ms “I Blame My Bad Life Decisions on Star Signs”

Laura loves astrology because it is infinitely easier to blame her shortcomings on burning balls of space gas, rather than her lack of commitment...

Ms Bumble

Siobhan is a strong, career-focused woman who reduces her life to a series of meticulously organised timeslots on her diary. She has less time...

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