Mr Joint Facebook Account

Karen and Stanley’s marriage is a lot like wanking in a mate’s sleeping bag: sure it feels comfortable, but ultimately it ruins...

The Private School Dad

Geoffrey is a holstered toilet brush of a man: from a distance, he looks fine but on closer inspection, he is a festering mess...

Ms Engagement Party

After tightening the vice of commitment around her partner’s manhood Abby intends to juice and savour the sweet ball-drippings of engagement life. 

Ms “I Love Houseplants”

Belinda used to live a normal life until she was gifted a Calathea for her birthday. Soon after, she was bulbs-deep into...

Mrs Magpie Cull

For years humans and magpies have coexisted under the understanding that if we built our cities around their homes, they get to fuck us...

The IKEA Couple

To some, the weekend is a beautiful oasis in the desert of life obligation. Some relax, some party and others risk divorce by diving...

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