Geoffrey is a holstered toilet brush of a man: from a distance, he looks fine but on closer inspection, he is a festering mess...

Valentine’s Day used to represent the Hall-water-Mark of consumerism. A day when the wave of pointless spending crashed on the shore of forced sentiment...

Mary decided to purchase a Golden Retriever during a period of great turmoil in her life. Her eldest daughter had shacked up a Labor...

The first day back at school is the biggest event on the mummy-blogger calendar. It is a ruthless blogfest where mummy-magicians compete to see...

Anna just doesn’t see Kookai to eye with other girls. For most of her life, she has repelled women like a waft of Lynx...

Francine has made more people regret buying properties than the GFC. Like a power-tripping succubus, she lurks in the depth of her strata complex...