Karen and Stanley’s marriage is a lot like wanking in a mate’s sleeping bag: sure it feels comfortable, but ultimately it ruins...

Geoffrey is a holstered toilet brush of a man: from a distance, he looks fine but on closer inspection, he is a festering mess...

After tightening the vice of commitment around her partner’s manhood Abby intends to juice and savour the sweet ball-drippings of engagement life. 

Belinda used to live a normal life until she was gifted a Calathea for her birthday. Soon after, she was bulbs-deep into...

For years humans and magpies have coexisted under the understanding that if we built our cities around their homes, they get to fuck us...

To some, the weekend is a beautiful oasis in the desert of life obligation. Some relax, some party and others risk divorce by diving...