Category: From the Zoo

Don’t be a gruntcunt – in your mind, you’re in a wonderful David Attenborough doco where excessive grunting is your beautiful mating song. In reality, it…

Maccas – you’re a plain Jane punter whose idea of getting crazy is dipping a chip into a sundae. You have no idea why your Bumble…

Oodie – you haven’t showered in about 3 days let alone left the couch. Even the slightest chance of a cool draft have you hunkered down…

So, you’ve seen the weather points and want to get a big ole slice of that Bluff Knoll snow-pie, do ya? A noble endeavour but…

Write off a car – Oh! She’s going to be a moist one this WA Day. So why not take the opportunity to take advantage…