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FIFO bloke swears he can quit the Zooper Doopers at any time

Belle October 3, 2026

Andy doesn’t have a problem. Just ask him. His Zooper Dooper consumption is fully under control. These are the lies that Andy tells himself each…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Brick shortage forces WA double-brick lover to build house actually suited to climate

Belle September 16, 2026

A brick shortage is sweeping Western Australia and it’s so bad that builders are now on brick rations. Naturally, this is awful news to the…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

20 years on, Perth man still has overwhelming urge to launch a honkey nut at some kid’s melon

Belle August 18, 2026

Perth man, Clint may have graduated from school over two decades but he has never lost the urge to lob a honkey nut at anyone…

View More 20 years on, Perth man still has overwhelming urge to launch a honkey nut at some kid’s melon
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Owner of Kings Awning Shocked to Learn it Actually Pulls Out

Belle July 25, 2026

An owner of a Kings Awning has been left absolutely stunned today after learning the piece of kit bolted to his 4WD permanently actually serves…

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New Subdivision Laws Allow More Couples to Enjoy Two Unfinished Slabs on Their Block Instead of One

Belle July 2, 2026

WA has introduced changes to subdivision laws that will allow 700m2 blocks be subdivided which is intended to incentive development of badly needed homes. The…

View More New Subdivision Laws Allow More Couples to Enjoy Two Unfinished Slabs on Their Block Instead of One
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Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading

Belle July 1, 2026

“I was right! I was right!”, a local handcuffed man wailed while covered in a thick layer of his own human shit. But who was…

View More Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading

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