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20 years on, Perth man still has overwhelming urge to launch a honkey nut at some kid’s melon

Belle August 18, 2026

Perth man, Clint may have graduated from school over two decades but he has never lost the urge to lob a honkey nut at anyone…

View More 20 years on, Perth man still has overwhelming urge to launch a honkey nut at some kid’s melon
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Owner of Kings Awning Shocked to Learn it Actually Pulls Out

Belle July 25, 2026

An owner of a Kings Awning has been left absolutely stunned today after learning the piece of kit bolted to his 4WD permanently actually serves…

View More Owner of Kings Awning Shocked to Learn it Actually Pulls Out
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

New Subdivision Laws Allow More Couples to Enjoy Two Unfinished Slabs on Their Block Instead of One

Belle July 2, 2026

WA has introduced changes to subdivision laws that will allow 700m2 blocks be subdivided which is intended to incentive development of badly needed homes. The…

View More New Subdivision Laws Allow More Couples to Enjoy Two Unfinished Slabs on Their Block Instead of One
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading

Belle July 1, 2026

“I was right! I was right!”, a local handcuffed man wailed while covered in a thick layer of his own human shit. But who was…

View More Reluctant ServiceWA App User Proven Right as Government Operatives Swarm Him Over Outstanding 1992 State Library Fine Minutes After Downloading
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Veteran FIFO Can’t Sleep Without Sound Of Some Bloke Slashing Directly Into The Water At Night

Belle June 15, 2026 FIFO

Cam is a well seasoned FIFO worker that has clocked up over 30 years in the industry. He’s no stranger to a donga and in…

View More Veteran FIFO Can’t Sleep Without Sound Of Some Bloke Slashing Directly Into The Water At Night
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World’s first trillionaire Elon Musk becomes first person to pay asking price for second-hand 70 Series LandCruiser off Marketplace

Belle June 14, 2026

After the IPO of SpaceX, the strangest man on the planet, Elon Musk, found himself even more perversely wealthy than before. A level that no…

View More World’s first trillionaire Elon Musk becomes first person to pay asking price for second-hand 70 Series LandCruiser off Marketplace

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