Mr South Perth
It’s 7 am on Saturday morning and Lewis is watering his lawn in his lycra mid-life crisis kit. He keeps his front garden in...
Mr Rockingham
Dieson has the Rocko look. Fake Gucci sunnies, a mullet, Nike Air Max, Unit apparel and more ink on his body than a toey...
Mr Scarborough
Brad is a 3-day old bowl of leftovers slowly being scraped into the bin of middle life. This self-professed bad boy of Scabs proudly...
Mrs Applecross
It’s 11:30 am on a Wednesday and Claudia’s door is slightly ajar. The gentle creak from the king size bed and the luxurious ruffle...
Mrs Northern Beaches
Jo has spent her morning installing a 10th security camera at her McMansion. Some say it’s excessive but “beck home” she’d a 24/7 guard...
Mr Fremantle
Earth Love or Lloyd as he’s known by his societal-slave name has just been booted out of his 3rd share house this year. He...
