Mrs. Book Week
If Samantha is being honest with herself, she couldn’t give a shit if her kids engage with reading or not. Book Week is all...
The Staffy Owner
Years ago, Lexan had a child-shaped hole in his life after successfully convincing his baby mumma that he shouldn’t have much to do with...
Mr & Ms Splendour in the Grass
Ben & Celeste's Instagram bios are wankier than a boarding dorm after lights out. They claim they need your help to send them to...
The WA Gumtree/Marketplace Pest
Gavin spots a washing machine for $300 in Yokine. To begin courting the seller he ungracefully mashed the "is this available" button before leaving...
Mr “I Forgot Booze on Good Friday”
Daryl wakes up happier than a Boost Juice Employee with half a gram MD shelved up their sunshine-hole. It’s Good Friday, so Daryl plans...
Ms Afterpay
Afterpay is the Hello Kitty of spending coin you don't have. While it lures you in with its soft, fashionable purr, you will quickly...
