For the last month, Phil has been pumping England’s tyres like he just got a job in the Land Rover showroom. You see, Phil...

Although Roger's own cycling prowess consists of more cafe biscotti than breakaways he loves nothing more than tuning in every year to criticise the...

Anna’s personality is a pneumatic drill hammering away on the Sunday morning of your soul. Her only goal in life is to penetrate your...

The only extraordinary aspect of Reece’s vehicular delinquency is the fact he has managed to write off every form of transport he has ever...

Simmo is an amateur footy player and is known for spending more time on the bench than a Midland Magistrate and bagging more points...

The unpleaant discharge from muscular Tinder sexpests has polluted gyms and threatened the natural habitat of the lifestyle-fitness birds. Glamorous Western Suburbs cougars were...