Phil has a very particular set of skills, skills he acquired over a long career, skills that make me a nightmare for...

In high school, Todd held the record for most tennis racquets smashed in a fit of rage. His poor sportsmanship was legendary....

Like pulling your pork sword in Snoop Dogg’s tour bus, Jack liked his meat thoroughly smoked. It all began when he arrived...

Bruce pours water into a bowl of Fruit Loops and slurps his breakfast while watching the V8 Supercars on Foxtel. To Bruce’s...

Jacko peaked so hard in high school that he made the West Coast 2006 Grand Final after-party look like a meditation retreat. Just ask...

Todd spends another evening marooned on the shore of existential dread. Savage gusts of age erode his hairline and batter his once youthful looks....