AusPost continues to battle thousands of complaints a day that their delivery contractors aren’t even bothering to attempt a parcel delivery. Which many online-shopping addicts…
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A firm in the City has reportedly put on a scrumptious spread for International Women’s Day today. Picking out the finest delectable cupcakes, platters &…
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Kalgoorlie residents have noticed a strange balloon that floated above Kalgoorlie towards the Super Pit mine today. Sources from within the WA Government believe that…
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Sources close to the Chinese government have told The Times that Xi Jinping has had an absolute gutful of Perth Mint taking the piss. While…
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The United Nations Security Council DPRK sanctions committee is apparently livid that DPRK leader Kim Jong-Un was able to acquire billions of dollars worth of…
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A local builder has disappointed diners today but piling on more than he could chew on his plate at the Atrium buffet. Despite not having…
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