The great Perth sprawl has copped a scathing appraisal of its performance recently with expert planners saying that it had been coasting on the idea…
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Willetton Man Arrested After Trying To Return Bull Creek’s Spaceship To Rightful Home
A Willetton man has been taken into custody today after being spotted in Bull Creek trying to attach a heavy chain to the playground spaceship…
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Strange Stain Forms Over Lawn Addict’s Pants As His Garden Cops Some Rain
A self-admitted lawn addict has urged the public not to look at his pants region after getting a little too excited about a little rain…
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Mandurah Nightclub Attendee Enjoying Her Own Little Crab Fest This Weekend
The return of Mandurah’s Crab Fest was a great boon for the area. With thousands of crustacean worshipping revellers descending on the Southern WA city…
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SOR Forced To Serve Deconstructed Emu Export As Rising Rents Accelerate Gentrification
SOR venues have struggled to keep up with the changing faces of their suburbs. Many acknowledge that they need to start serving fancycunt shit if…
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Rockingham Man Names Daughter After Ex to Save on Tattoo Removal
Dielyr was absolutely positive he was never going to regret getting “RYBEKKAH” tattoo’d prominently on the side of his neck. After all, she was his…
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