Guildford are celebrating after their burb took out the most likely Perth suburb to be mistaken for Merredin award again from the Big Country Town…
View More Guildford takes out coveted “most likely Perth suburb to be mistaken for Merredin” award again
Perth pisswreck Damo has woken up with a memory that would rival Guy Pearce in Momento. As per usual, Damo has stuck his snout in…
View More Perth man wakes up with a vague, ominous recollection of being at Billy Lee’s early Sunday morning
Perth will once again get its insatiable appetite for vanilla pop satiated after the WA Government announced that Coldplay will be headlining the opening of…
View More Coldplay locked in to open Perth Park
A highly anticipated reinvigoration of the area around King Neptune’s Statue in Two Rocks is expected to be completed before the Greek God’s next blood…
View More King Neptune Park in Two Rocks expected to be completed before he awakens to feed again
Dielyr was absolutely positive he was never going to regret getting “Krystal” tattoo’d prominently on his arm. After all, she was his ride or die…
View More Rockingham Man Names Daughter After Ex to Save on Tattoo Removal
The passengers from the ill-fated hantavirus cruise will fly into Perth tomorrow at the Netherlands unceremoniously told them to “rot op” or get the fark…
View More Hantavirus cruise passengers to complete 3-week quarantine in traffic after light drizzle forecast for Perth tomorrow