ScoMo begins training for next Hyrox event at Engadine Macca’s after seeing what it takes to win
Ex-Prime Minister and alleged dack cacker Scott Morrison has been hit with a slurry of motivation after tuning in to the Hyrox championship in Beijing.…
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Trump Blames WA’s upcoming Long Weekend For Latest Spike In Global Petrol Prices
Experts have warned that due to continuing tensions surrounding Trump’s pointless folly into the Middle East, Aussie drivers could be looking at an increase of…
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Freo Traffic Bridge Opening 3 Months Ahead of Schedule Slammed for Setting Dangerous Precedent for Major Gov Projects
All sides of politics, even other Labor Departments, have slammed the Freo Traffic Bridge’s completion 3 months ahead of schedule based on the concern it…
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VFL Orders Freo v Cats final To Be Replayed Due to Vic Prejudice By ARC
Holy shit, they have gone and done it! The VFL (or AFL to naive) has made a bombshell ruling that the semi-final between Freo and…
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Concerns Salt From Geelong Tears May Render Their Farms Barren Following Loss To Freo
The Geelong Footy Club combine agricultural land could be in for a catastrophic yield after the sheet volume of tears flowing from last night’s game…
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West Coast NFL teams get the full Victorian footy experience, travelling further for one game than Collingwood does all season
West Coast NFL powerhouses the LA Rams and the San Fransico 49ers will be treated to the full VFL experience in their unprecedented match at…
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