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The WA Crabbing Season Pest

Trev’s status in the WA crabbing community has diminished over the years. While rarely observed, Trev has stolen more crabs than a clothesline undies...

Mr Perth X-Mas Lights Display

Craig has his son for the weekend and decided to take him on a little father/son bonding drive to check out the neighbourhood's x-mas...

Mr “I Should’ve Been Drafted”

Jacko peaked so hard in high school that he made the West Coast 2006 Grand Final after-party look like a meditation retreat. Just ask...

Mr Diner en Blanc

While Anthony thought he was dressed like P Diddy at a #whitelivesmatter function, in reality, he paid $200 in rental costs to look like...

Mr. Perth 4WD & Adventure Show

Let’s make one thing clear, Macka isn’t merely attending the Perth 4WD & Adventure Show in the capacity of some pleb. He’s bestowing his...

Ms Gluten Intolerance

Many years ago, Celeste moved to the bohemian backstreets of South Fremantle. Her fiendish penchant for pingas and darts was replaced by Bikram Yoga...

The Aussie Halloween Hater

For Brett, getting slightly more drunk than usual on certain days of the year is all the tradition Australia needs. Every Halloween his mood...

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