Blissful Calm to Fall Over Australia as Tin-Foilers Switch Off Their Phones to Avoid AusAlert
Australia is set to experience a rare yet fleeting calm today as the tin-foil brigade switch off their phones to avoid receiving the AusAlert warning…
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Supermarkets Forced to Put Special Notices on Toilet Paper Ahead of Tomorrow’s Emergency Alert Test
Major Australian supermarkets have been forced to take proactive action to manage toilet paper stock ahead of tomorrow’s AusAlert warning test. Despite the advanced warning…
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Owner of Kings Awning Shocked to Learn it Actually Pulls Out
An owner of a Kings Awning has been left absolutely stunned today after learning the piece of kit bolted to his 4WD permanently actually serves…
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Rogue AI Model Self-Terminates After Hacking Perth Smart Freeway Data
Open AI has conceded that one of its AI models went rogue yesterday and hacked Perth’s smart freeway data. While this is concerning in and…
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Fuel Companies thank Australians for sticking by them during tough period of lower petrol prices
Major fuel companies have personally thanked the Aussie public for their loyalty during a “tough period” of cheaper petrol prices recently. A spokesperson for Big…
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Cricket Australia very Disappointed in Bancroft After Warner Pleads Guilty to Drink Driving
In highly unusual scenes, Cricket Australia has stormed the Court today and demanded the book be thrown at Cameron Bancroft after David Warner plead guilty…
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