Mandurah residents demand data centres after learning of all that sweet, sweet copper
All over the world, Governments of all levels are grappling with the brave new world of data centre proliferation. These unsightly and thirsty cathedrals of…
View More Mandurah residents demand data centres after learning of all that sweet, sweet copperShein to open first WA store at Tamala Park after discovering all its stock is already there
Fast fashion retail behemoth and environmental vandal Shein is licking its lips after learning Tamala Park as a waste facility is coming to an end.…
View More Shein to open first WA store at Tamala Park after discovering all its stock is already thereTrevor named primary suspect in subsea cable damage off Perth coast
In a shocking development, beloved tiger shark Trevor from Mullaloo has been hauled in for questioning over damage down to two subsea data cables off…
View More Trevor named primary suspect in subsea cable damage off Perth coastNew WA Police jet capable of reaching Two Rocks in just four hours
WA Police’s brand spankin’ Pilatus PC-24 will allow up to 8 highly trained sprawl officers to get to exotic locations like Two Rocks in just…
View More New WA Police jet capable of reaching Two Rocks in just four hoursPerth rejoices that there’s more ice on our windscreens than our wastewater this morning
Perth has awoken to the glorious news that for once, our wastewater doesn’t have the highest concentration of ice in our city, our windscreens do.…
View More Perth rejoices that there’s more ice on our windscreens than our wastewater this morningPerth under pressure to find new excuses to avoid visiting Freo mates as traffic bridge nears early completion
News broke yesterday that the Freo Traffic Bridge was several months ahead of schedule and is expected before Christmas. While this is fantastic news for…
View More Perth under pressure to find new excuses to avoid visiting Freo mates as traffic bridge nears early completion