Buddy Franklin Rejoins AFL For Easier Run Than Facing Gingin Boys Again
Buddy Franklin has made the decision to rejoin the AFL as the thought of having to play against Gingin again vexes the legend. Strapping up…
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Perth Cactus to run in 2029 WA State Election after securing youth vote
Westralia is in shock this morning after the infamous Perth Cactus announced it would be running for Government in the 2029 WA State Election. The…
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 Joy in New Zealand as tinnie with Nation’s fuel supply let through Strait of Hormuz
Cries of joy have been heard all through New Zealand after they received news that their national tinnie carrying their entire fuel supply was finally…
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Two Supertankers-a-Day Limit Imposed on Superpowers to Prevent Panic Buying After Strait of Hormuz Reopens
Petro-nations in the middle-east have borrowed some inspiration from Australian retail and imposed a 2 supertanker-per-day limit on fuel as the Strait of Hormuz reopens…
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Tyre punctures plummet as rising building material costs force tradies to keep track of screws
Tyre punctures across the entire country have plummeted thanks to the rising cost of building material amid the Iran war. In a rare win for…
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Trump ‘Not Happy’ With Western Australia Over Mandurah Forum Food Court Closure
The President of Peace has once again lashed Western Australia for doing nothing to stop the closing of the Mandurah Forum food court. In a…
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