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The Perth Small Bar Snob
Ever since Taylor ordered a cocktail in a mason jar at some touristy Melbourne laneway bar in 2015, he knew he was better at...
Mr Diggers & Dealers Kalgoorlie
At this stage of his life, Murray knows that the only thing that can fill the gaping super pit in his heart is striking...
The Olympics Armchair Critic
Some say if you head to the hallowed turf of the Bull Creek Primary School oval you can still hear the cheers as Rob...
Mr “Self Made”
Anthony didn’t choose the turbo life, the turbo life chose Anthony. A fact that was made abundantly clear when he hadn’t achieved more than...
Mr Perth Sunday Sesh
Dan is awoken by a familiar natural phenomenon: the excess alcohol he consumed last night has caused a Sahara-esque situation in his mouth. In...
Mr St Georges Terrace
James storms down the terrace with a can of Coke Zero while engaging in a robust conversation through his AirPods. Naturally, the phone call...
The French Bulldog Owner
People buy a dog for all sorts of reasons. Some need company, some need assistance and some people need a serious engagement bump on...
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Bit of a double standard when it comes to making a 50x return on your money. When it's an old high school acquaintance sliding...
The Art of Chucking a Sickie
It’s a familiar scenario - the sun is shining, birds are chirping and you’d rather be a stray sock under a teenager’s bed than...
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IN FOCUS: The Existential Hell of Uni Group Assignments
In a cruel twist of fate, uni group assignments are probably the most hands-on training you’ll ever get for the real world. See, employment...