Fisheries impose strict bag limit after mysterious 500kg parcel intercepted in Lancelin
Fisheries have sent a stern message to the fishos around Lancelin that strict bag limits will apply after a mysterious 500kg parcel was intercepted off…
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Starvin’ Scott Boland refuses to turn right at Claremont Hungry Jack’s, lets traffic flow
After a full day of helping old ladies cross the road and helping bloke’s move house, all Scotty Boland wanted was a cheeky feed to…
TransPerth commuter suspicious over escalator in perfect working order
“It must be a trap”, a TransPerth commuter mused as he gazed upon a seemingly functional escalator this morning. To make matters even more suspicious…
Pilbara Man Establishes Dominance by Refusing to Shoo Flies from Face In Front of Perth Coworkers
Being born in the Pilbara, Rory swallowed 3 whole flies before he’d even left his mother’s womb as an infant. Some say the additional protein…
Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…
Perth man hasn’t truly felt alive since the 2018 Subiaco pint war
Brayden is a relatively happy man. He goes about his daily dealings with a smile and an air of relative optimism but sadly it’s all…