Scientists finally create a mug of coffee hot enough to appease a boomer
Scientists are celebrating a milestone achievement today after creating a mug of coffee that is hot enough to appease your average cafe-going boomer. The team…
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BoM To Reclassify Perth Storms Based On Likelihood Of Trampoline Blowing Away
To help Perth residents properly prepare for the “catastrophic” consequences of storms, the Bureau of Meteorology has made a move to reclassify storms from 1-to…
Perth Driver Fumbles Around On Phone For 10mins To Get Perfect Fog-Snap For Her PSA Post About Dangerous Foggy Conditions
A selfless Perth driver’s first reaction to getting caught in this morning’s fog was to faff about on her phone for 10 mins trying to…
Man horribly lost on way to Chinese Restaurant’s toilet accepts fate as a kitchen hand now
Perth man Bryce stood up from his plate of succulent dumplings – it seemed the effects of the chilli oil had accelerated a process deep…
REPORT: Perth Man In Arctic Jacket & Shorts Doesn’t Care What You Think
Perth man, Jeremy knows you’re looking at him. He knows you’re murmuring under your breath that he’s an idiot. He also knows that he doesn’t…
Driver keeps the traffic sensors guessing by stopping a full car’s length away from the line
“It’s just how I was raised”, Dustin mused as he ensured he parked a full car’s length away from the traffic line on a leisurely…