Permai demands transfer back to WA after hearing about South Australian cuisine
Pemai the elephant has started her journey to Monarto Safari Park today and was initially excited for the sea change. The big girl was filled…
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Progressive Bogan Plans to Wear Aussie Flag Cape At Half Mast
An unusually progressive Rockingham man has decided to acknowledge the sensitivities around the 26th of January in a truly unique way. He will be wearing…
WA Man Outdoes “Cabana Families” At Beach By Erecting Full Donga Camp
Never one to be undone, a Mandurah man has taken the idea of setting up protective sun structures at the beach to a whole new…
Bear Grylls forced to drink his own urine after getting lost trying to escape Perth Airport
Bear Grylls found himself in a spot of bother when he arrived in Perth for the first leg of his tour. When he arrived, he…
DIY Hobbyist Now Qualified to Criticise Everyone’s Welds After Owning a Welder for 2 Weeks
Guildford man, Tom, officially has all the credentials he needs to talk shit about everyone’s welds on online forums after owning the cheapest welder he…
Inside the media’s fierce battle to sign man with “encyclopaedic knowledge” of OF
Last week, it was business as usual for the major Australian media organisations until a post appeared on LinkedIn. A man who dubbed himself the…