The Albanese government has floated the idea of high speed rail again. Let’s look at 10 ways WA could utilise this technology:
1. Cockburn to the MCG so Flagmantle don’t have far to go in September… (this year for sure, ay?)
2. Perth Airport to the Redcliff Tav for FIFO workers who know exactly what they are about and can’t wait 10 mins
3. A Scarborough/Brazil/Ireland loop for obvious reasons
4. Perth to Bunbury Farmers Market – feed your addiction without the hassle of the car park, Douthers.
5. Greenfields to Mandurah Courthouse to save everyone a lot of time
6. From Roberts Road southbound on the Kwinana, the Freeway to continue being used as a car park for the rail service
7. Marine Parade to the Boat Shed so au pairs can get back to work raising silverspoonlings ASAP
8. Perth Stadium to Western Suburbs to help clear out Eagles fans quicker at ¾ time
9. Byford to Baldivis, just to see what happens
10. Henderson to Freo so all those AUKUS Americans can bring back the golden age of sailor-drinks
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