Balinese authorities have created quite a stir in the Aussie tourist scene after starting a campaign aimed at stopping them from acting like a pack…
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6 New Public Holidays Western Australia Deserves
Emu War Day – 10th December – on the 10th December 1932 the Royal Australian Artillery soldiers surrendered to the mighty bush chooks running amok in…
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Freo Supporter Scrapes Off “Flagmantle” Tatt After A Pre Season and Round 1
A passionate Flagmantle supporter has absolutely cracked the shits today after his beloved team failed to secure a first round win against St Kilda. Reacting…
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AusPost Enlist Jehovah’s Witnesses To Ensure Every Door Gets A Thorough Knock
AusPost continues to battle thousands of complaints a day that their delivery contractors aren’t even bothering to attempt a parcel delivery. Which many online-shopping addicts…
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Mandurah Nightclub Attendee Enjoying Her Own Little Crab Fest This Weekend
The return of Mandurah’s Crab Fest was a great boon for the area. With thousands of crustacean worshipping revellers descending on the Southern WA city…
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SOR Forced To Serve Deconstructed Emu Export As Rising Rents Accelerate Gentrification
SOR venues have struggled to keep up with the changing faces of their suburbs. Many acknowledge that they need to start serving fancycunt shit if…
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