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Search Results for: old mate

Nagi v Brooki inspires old mate to finally take a run at Paul Kelly over gravy recipe 

May 4, 2025

A local old mate who claims to have invented the addition of tomato sauce into gravy has been watching the Nagi v Brooki feud with…

Old mate horrifies inner city yuppies with his “old Highgate” stories 

January 17, 2025

A couple who recently moved to the inner city suburb of Highgate got the shock of their lives when they enlisted the services of old…

Old mate shocks pub goers by having a red hot crack at his side salad

September 6, 2024

Everything the local pub thought they knew about Macka has been shattered into a million pieces over night after he exhibited some truly out of…

A Day In The Life Of Old Mate

July 11, 2024

6:00 am – up at sparrows to let my staff make a deposit on the neighbour’s lawn. Pinch his copy of the newspaper while I’m there.…

Old mate establishes dominance at the bowlo by going raw dawg on the urinal’s piss grate

September 10, 2023

An afternoon session of barefoot bowls has turned into a show of dominance after a bloke who goes by “Curly” excused himself from the game…

Coupla old mates celebrate 20 years of friendship despite not uttering one comprehensible word to each other in two decades

September 2, 2022

Ted & Curly met 20 years ago after Curly set up shop on a barstool across the way from Ted’s position at the bar. From…

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