Local old mate vows to chain himself to a barstool if one more historic pub announces its closing
An old mate residing in the Fremantle area has handled the news that two of his favourite hangouts are closing by the end of the…
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Nagi v Brooki inspires old mate to finally take a run at Paul Kelly over gravy recipe
A local old mate who claims to have invented the addition of tomato sauce into gravy has been watching the Nagi v Brooki feud with…
Old mate horrifies inner city yuppies with his “old Highgate” stories
A couple who recently moved to the inner city suburb of Highgate got the shock of their lives when they enlisted the services of old…
Old mate shocks pub goers by having a red hot crack at his side salad
Everything the local pub thought they knew about Macka has been shattered into a million pieces over night after he exhibited some truly out of…
A Day In The Life Of Old Mate
6:00 am – up at sparrows to let my staff make a deposit on the neighbour’s lawn. Pinch his copy of the newspaper while I’m there.…
Old mate establishes dominance at the bowlo by going raw dawg on the urinal’s piss grate
An afternoon session of barefoot bowls has turned into a show of dominance after a bloke who goes by “Curly” excused himself from the game…