The AFP has sensationally dropped all charges against Ben Roberts-Smith after some bloke from Mandurah launched a grammarless tirade against them on Facebook today.
In the rambling, fully caps locked rant, the Mandurah man who is most well known for both operating a forklift and remembering he had a PhD in military law a few days ago, told the AFP that they had “FARK ALL”.
The AFP took this vague comment to mean that they lacked the necessary evidence to support the charges, and it would behove them to drop the prosecution immediately to avoid embarrassment. In the AFP’s words,
“Ah, we hadn’t thought of that. Until we say this guy’s post we’d just assumed we’d wing it a bit, hopefully the evidence would just manifest itself once the ball was rolling”
The news has sent shockwaves through the Facebook ‘Aussie patriot” sphere which is thought to make up over 90% of Facebook these days.
We spoke to one car-profile pic who told The Times that this outcome was never in doubt, adding,
“Those dumbcarnts had fark all, have any of them even served? Didn’t fink so, wouldn’t know what its like ay. What? Nahhh I never been in the army of nuffink but know blokes who have ay”
Indeed a good point. Now that the BRS matter has been put to bed we can finally stop hearing from men who never served telling other people who haven’t served that they haven’t served.
One thing is for sure, populist justice has been served.
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