A festival poster stuck to a fence has once again ruined an ageing millennials day as he did his best to recognise more than 1 name from it.
Each posted bill fills him with a sense of aching nostalgia for the days he was young and free. He went on to tell The Times,
“Festivals were such a big part of my identity and now even the thought of one sends me into an anxiety attack. Also, who tf are all these artists? How do they have millions of streams? I’m getting old aren’t I?”
Indeed, long are the days where the hardest part of going to a festival was managing the line up. He took a deep sigh and continued,
“When I was a pup I’d have to make hard choices on the acts I was gonna see because I was familiar with so many. Irony was I’d miss most of them having a d&m with some stranger, those were the days”
To get his mind off the constant reminder of his lost youth, the ageing millennial decided to take a gander at available house for sale.
Needless to say, this opened up a whole new can of worms that he wasn’t ready for.
By all reports, he’s written off the week and plans on going crazy and stay out until 8:45pm at the nearest pub to his house.
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