Prime Minister Albanese has made the decision to hold a special national address tonight to inform the people of Australia about a very important issue.
One could be excused for thinking the address will be about the Iran Conflict and the ongoing flow on effect of fuel madness due to King Oompa Loompa’s actions.
However, the true reason for the address is to let the nation know that WEST COAST ARE BACK BABY and that all signs point to a WA Grand Final Derby.
Having one two on the trot, the mighty coasters are finally looking like the kind of footy team you could set your watch to again. With one West Coast fan telling The Times,
“I finally feel alive again. I was the most insufferable prick on the Terrace on Monday. Waltzing about in my scarf finally being comfortable in expressing my true nuffie desires”
The last time a special national address was made was in 2020 when ScoMo informed the nation that the Eagles rebuild wasn’t going to plan.
Albo will implore the people of Australia to stop making fun of West Coast and respect & fear them like they have had to do so over the years.
More to follow.
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