The Australian cricket team will be coming in hot to Western Australia aka Not-so-little-England and they should expect a hostile crowd.
In fact, WA now leads the nation in being reclaimed by England with the average Aussie worker saying they are beating off English coworkers with a stick just to get to the breakroom. It’s an intimidating environment ahead of an Ashes.
The limey-barbs being flung from mushypea-holes will be heard all around the stadium as the minority Aussie fans do their best to compete with the relentless chanting.
We spoke to a cricket expert who told The Times,
“Western Australia has long been an English stronghold and you can expect them to come in hot & heavy from Baldivis to Butler. The Aussies will need to capitalise when the sun is highest and the Brits start dodging that D like vampiric lesbians”
To prepare, the Aussie team is getting to know their enemy by freebasing Bisto gravy and smearing Bovril on each other while relishing in the benefits of a genetically undiverse royal family.
Whether this can be enough to overturn the home ground advantage remains to be seen.
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