The Australian Government has announced a strict anti-seppo law that aims to reverse the cultural rot rapidly creeping into our great Nation.
Under the new law, anyone heard referring to their dual cab utility vehicle as a “truck” will be detained and have their Aussie citizenship revoked.
They will then be asked to explain why their inexplicably get so triggered by “Halloween being American” yet fully embrace the hick side of American culture
Naturally, this has raised concerns from Aussie citizens who were born here and know no other home.
A spokesperson for the Government told The Times,
“Don’t really care, not our problem, you should’ve thought about that before calling your methy Ford Ranger a truck, seriously, go live in America you total tryhards”
Ouch. We spoke with a flog who had been calling his vehicle a truck for the last few years after developing a weird obsession with American politics. He told us,
“God bless my truck, it’s about freedom! I invoke the 3rd amendment! Trump will save me and my truck! Look how big it is!! Obviously that’s a truck!”
Geez. Sounding lobotomized there bud.