A middle aged Aussie man has been denied entry to the United States of America after the new controversial social media checks revealed he was far too thirsty to be allowed entry.
While combing the man’s social media, US authorities found “hundreds” of instances of the man DM’ing OF models, replying to AI bots with messages of excessive admiration and a long history of liking any photo of a teenage girls at the beach.
A spokesperson for the USA told The Times that the man was denied because they gave them the ick. Adding,
“We have way too many of these guys living in the USA as it is. We don’t need to be importing thirsty creeps. We denied that particular individual”
Naturally, the uncle in question is fuming. Stating that it’s his constitutional right to make a perverted pest of himself online. Adding,
“What laws have I broken? Loving the female body? Telling girls on an open forum that I want to bath in their bathwater? I thought America was a free country!”
The news has been met with mixed reactions by the man’s family. With some claiming they are ecstatic his actions have caught up to him and others saying that they’d rather he was in another country so they didn’t have to deal with him at Xmas.
All eyes will be on the USA to see if this sets a precedent. If so, the nations uncles can expect to face a lengthy stint on the sidelines from the USA.
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