Western Australian Police have stated they will be continuing their search off the coast of Lancelin after a fisherman reported spotting a great white shark carrying a Kmart dinner plate on its dorsal fin.
The fisherman thought he was tripping when the magnificent beast circled his boat at great speed before trying to rope him into a “revolutionary” start up idea he had after his 2nd night without sleep. The fisho told The Times,
“I’ve never heard a shark talk at that speed but he wanted to develop an app that matched local seals in the area with sharks. Kind of like Grindr he kept saying. I have to admit it was a good idea but I was distracted by how much white powder he’d rubbed into his ample gums”
Another fisho apparently encountered the same shark with the Kmart plate and noted some other alarming behaviours. Adding,
“This fkn shark man, he had these tight pants on that didn’t even cover his precadal pit. Then he had some shiny fkn loafers on his caudal fin and a Gucci belt. He kept saying he was due a win on the seahorses any day now”
A spearfisherman backed up the stories and said when he encountered the shark he was “charging” and tried to convince him to buy the crypto dip.
Authorities aren’t jumping to conclusions but all the evidence points to one thing: there is probably more nosebeers out there.
Classic nosebeer behaviour.
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