Banans in Pyjamas is set to return to the airwave and the ABC has made sure the updated show gives kids a realistic idea of how life is in 2026.
Two layabouts who do a bit of life saving would not be able to afford the rent or mortgage repayments on a 2-storey house. No chance.
So, to afford to live in such objective luxury, the ABC has B1 doing what needs to be done and getting that bread. A spokesbanana told The Times,
“There aren’t many good jobs out there for a giant, teddy bear chasing banana but there is one job that he’s well suited for. Yeah, it can get a bit sticky, even yeasty at times, but he’s a real hit on the buck’s party circuit!”
Alas, nightly banana shows have tested B1 who said while some parts of the job were bearable, he did get a bit tired of filthy bogans trying to eat him in flogged out shed bars. He spoke exclusively to The Times,
“I ain’t that kind of banana, in fact, I am a nightmarish monstrosity that should haunt children’s dreams, especially given I chase things down the stairs. Alas, I am as loved in the nostalgic child realm as I am at filthy buck’s parties, it’s the cross I bear”
We understand that B2 has set up an OnlyFans.
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