Friends of a Perth man have accused him of witchcraft after he took a few minutes of his day to check the wind forecast and make a call on whether it was going to be a nice morning at the beach.
We spoke to Todd who is still in awe of his friend demonstrating the most basic of comprehension skills. Adding,
“I just like to wing it and then complain about the sea breeze fkn the beach up, that’s the Perth way. Old mate showed way too much competence for my liking if I’m honest”
The man even tried to give his friends a few pointers on what to look for in the wind forecast to guarantee a nice day on the sand. His mate Maree politely declined the education session, telling The Times,
“Easterly that, South Westerly this, like mate, do you really think this level of analysis is going to penetrate my Perth skull? The beach gods giveth and the beach gods taketh, that’s how I roll”
Despite the disinterest in his dark arts, the Perth man vowed to continue to check wind conditions to assure his day at the beach won’t feel like getting sand blasted by mother nature’s queef.
A bold and noble endeavour.
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