“What am I going to do with that?”, thought Rod as he tried his best to feign gratitude after being gifted a cheap, useless present. …
View More WA man furious after Secret Santa cheaps out with an 18-foot fishing boatCategory: Bell Tower Times
Crack team of pastry chefs deployed to South Perth to deal with late night baking epidemic
South Perth residents have been moaning that young people are living their best life and indulging in late night baking sessions on the foreshore. Among…
View More Crack team of pastry chefs deployed to South Perth to deal with late night baking epidemicNature is healing as kids banned from socials return to Galleria bus port to settle beef
The Albanese Government is celebrating another triumph this morning as hundreds of under 16s ditch trading barbs over socials for good ol fashion scuffling at…
View More Nature is healing as kids banned from socials return to Galleria bus port to settle beefUnder-16s social media ban declared a win as kids rediscover the art of pelting honky nuts at each other
All eyes were on Australia today as the Under 16s social media ban came into effect. Many experts were debating how the kids were going…
View More Under-16s social media ban declared a win as kids rediscover the art of pelting honky nuts at each otherCongestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100m
Main Roads WA have been praised for their genius initiative to ensure grey nomads towing caravans don’t clog up regional roads anymore. The solution? To…
View More Congestion on regional roads solved after “overtaking lane ahead” signs placed every 100mEllenbrook Line declared a disaster as new figures reveal Perth dealing with thousands of Ellenbrook commuters every day
The Western Australian Government has apologised to the people of Perth after the new Ellenbrook Line delivered on the threat of bringing thousands of Ellenbrook…
View More Ellenbrook Line declared a disaster as new figures reveal Perth dealing with thousands of Ellenbrook commuters every day