As various media outlets report various stats, The Times can confirm that Perth suffered through the coldest day ever in the history of the world. …
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Category: Bell Tower Times
Brand spankin’ Helly Hansen on the Terrace a sure sign that Oil & Gas boy knows his way around a yearly trip to an offshore rig
Not all corporate miners are built the same. While some like to Cosplay in the Pilbara heat, others prefer to remind the rest of the…
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Brewer enjoys a full 15 seconds without some bearded crop duster interrupting them at Froth Town
The brewery staff running a stall at Froth Town have reported that against the odds they enjoyed a full 15 seconds of uninterrupted bliss during…
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Flagmantle fan hoping for a new myGov inbox message to think about something less stressful than tomorrow’s game
Flagmantle fan, Bryce, is currently trying to manifest a random notification from myGov as he believes that dealing with that can of worms would be…
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Flagmantle send Nat Fyfe in suspended by a cable to finish retrieving Bulldogs secrets
Nat Fyfe has chosen to accept a mission today to retrieve vital Bulldog’s secrets from an open training session after sleeper agent Sam Naismith was…
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AFL affirms its commitment to ending on-field slurs by proposing the first off-field soundproof slur room for players
The AFL has aggressively refuted suggestions that Izak Rankine’s 4 match penalty demonstrated their lack of sincerity in stamping out slurs. Accordingly, to stop on-field…
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