The Serbian superstar is taking no chances to ensure he reaches another final at the Australian Open. As part of his training, he’s enlisted the…
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Bear Grylls forced to drink his own urine after getting lost trying to escape Perth Airport
Bear Grylls found himself in a spot of bother when he arrived in Perth for the first leg of his tour. When he arrived, he…
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DIY Hobbyist Now Qualified to Criticise Everyone’s Welds After Owning a Welder for 2 Weeks
Guildford man, Tom, officially has all the credentials he needs to talk shit about everyone’s welds on online forums after owning the cheapest welder he…
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Inside the media’s fierce battle to sign man with “encyclopaedic knowledge” of OF
Last week, it was business as usual for the major Australian media organisations until a post appeared on LinkedIn. A man who dubbed himself the…
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Trump pardons Hungry Jack’s for decision to close down Freo Restaurant
Donald Trump has gone on a pardoning rampage today on his first day as President. Plenty of controversy has erupted over his choices, including one…
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Trump reopens Kalamunda Zig Zag to cars at night in executive order blitz
Donald Trump has entered an executive order frenzy on his first day in office. While his focus was mainly on repealing Biden’s orders, he was…
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