South Perth residents have been moaning that young people are living their best life and indulging in late night baking sessions on the foreshore. Among…
View More Crack team of pastry chefs deployed to South Perth to deal with late night baking epidemic
The Western Australian Government has apologised to the people of Perth after the new Ellenbrook Line delivered on the threat of bringing thousands of Ellenbrook…
View More Ellenbrook Line declared a disaster as new figures reveal Perth dealing with thousands of Ellenbrook commuters every day
Western Australia has announced a ban on commercial demersal fishing from 1 January 2026. This, of course, has piqued Border Force’s interest who have been…
View More Border Force says commercial fishers caught flouting WA’s demersal ban will be sent home in a free super trawler
William has long believed he has adequately insulated himself against whatever riff raff lurks in LGA’s outside those encompassing his beloved Golden Triangle. It was…
View More Western suburbs man shattered after learning he has in fact been to the City of Cockburn
Big Dave, a Fly In Fly Out worker, empathised with his Perth friends today as they made small talk around the pub about the scorching…
View More FIFO bloke admits everyone feels heat differently and doesn’t one-up anyone about Perth’s weather
The brand spankin’ Surf CAT has been fitted with state-of-the-art anti-turbo doors in an effort to maintain a civility on the vehicle. No doubt, Turbos…
View More Surf CAT fitted with ultra thin doors to prevent it becoming a Scarborough turbo shuttle