The SCG has gone to great lengths to ensure their playing surface is more stable ahead of Fremantle’s clash this weekend. To do so, they…
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Category: BREAKING NEWS
Ross the Boss throws full support behind WA Secession movement
Ross Lyon was seen taking deep breaths while gripping a stress ball tightly. His eye twitching out of rage after another spanking on WA turf.…
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Moving down train carriage far too similar to merging for Perth to feel comfortable attempting
Scientists have been studying the Perth phenomenon of blatantly ignoring requests to move down the carriage during busy periods. Multiple theories have existed on why…
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Collingwood silence their critics by getting it done away from home
All eyes are on the mighty Collingwood tonight after overcoming the impossible burden of playing away from the MCG. In a cruel twist of fate,…
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Mining camp door slammer vows to intensify his efforts at spacious new “FIFO resort”
As MinRes gives itself a giant pat on the back for using a tiny fraction of its enormous profit to give its workers a comfortable…
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Trump takes credit for “obliterating” The Project after claiming it was close to having nuclear capabilities
President Donald Trump has today claimed credit for the “total obliteration” of Channel 10’s The Project after accusing the painful news show of being months…
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