A 50% tariff on copper could cripple the booming blackmarket Mandurah streetlight raiding industry, according to an industry insider. Many may be unaware, but according…
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A caring boomer has taken it upon himself to reassure everyone feeling disapointed by the RBA’s decision to hold interest rates today. Taking to Facebook,…
View More Caring boomer softens interest rates blow by reminding everyone interest rates were 17% when he bought a house for peanuts that is now worth a coupla million
A Cottesloe man has conceded that he couldn’t possibly start his fitness journey without first investing in several thousands of dollars worth of running gear.…
View More Cott man couldn’t possibly go for a run up Marine Parade without a couple of thousand bucks worth of gear
The not-so-humble beef wellington has been dealt a fatal blow today after chief ambassador Erin Patterson was found guilty of her heinous crimes. In a…
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A local Sydney eshay has claimed credit for the improved SCG turf today after reportedly hooking them up with an “eetswa” deal on some top…
View More Local eshay claims credit for improved SCG turf after supplying some eetswa grass to the adlays
The Times conducted a special report into the growing fad of buying Labubu plush toys. Delving into the bowels of social media, we discovered that…
View More REPORT: Labubu is just Teletubbies for people who @ brands on IG pretending they have an endorsement