A Cottesloe man has conceded that he couldn’t possibly start his fitness journey without first investing in several thousands of dollars worth of running gear.…
View More Cott man couldn’t possibly go for a run up Marine Parade without a couple of thousand bucks worth of gear
The not-so-humble beef wellington has been dealt a fatal blow today after chief ambassador Erin Patterson was found guilty of her heinous crimes. In a…
View More Beef Wellington changes name to Beef Westminster following Balga’s successful rebrand
A local Sydney eshay has claimed credit for the improved SCG turf today after reportedly hooking them up with an “eetswa” deal on some top…
View More Local eshay claims credit for improved SCG turf after supplying some eetswa grass to the adlays
The Times conducted a special report into the growing fad of buying Labubu plush toys. Delving into the bowels of social media, we discovered that…
View More REPORT: Labubu is just Teletubbies for people who @ brands on IG pretending they have an endorsement
Birkenstock has urgently recalled all of their Boston shoe range after reflecting on what they unleashed on society. In a revised mission to “decuntify” the…
View More Birkenstock urgently recall these things. No specific reason they’re just sorry for releasing them
The group thought to be behind the Qantas hack have found themselves in the unenviable position of only being able to use the data to…
View More Qantas hackers now the custodians of millions of useless flight credits