The ICC has made a ruling that Jake Paul will be replacing the Australian cricket team in all future Ashes games to give England a…
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Perth Park plans giant “2” statue to remind England how many days it took to win Ashes Test
While the proposed Perth Park has its critics, the entirety of the Antipodean populace of Perth can get behind the giant statue of the number…
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Perth Stadium suffers extensive rust damage after flood of English tears following Ashes collapse
Engineers are working around the clock to restore Perth Stadium back to its pre-Ashes glory after the tears of the English cricket fans ran an…
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Piers Morgan calls for Usman Khawaja’s toilet to be named player of the match
The English blowhard has praised the alluring pull of the toilet for helping England into a commanding second-day position. As the story goes, Usman Khawaja…
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West Coast requires all draft picks to hold a valid white card so they can legally work on a rebuilding site
West Coast Eagles have addressed their supporters in a pre-draft press conference this morning. Telling them that their main priority for the draft is adequate…
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Starvin’ Scott Boland refuses to turn right at Claremont Hungry Jack’s, lets traffic flow
After a full day of helping old ladies cross the road and helping bloke’s move house, all Scotty Boland wanted was a cheeky feed to…
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