In a radical move, instead of the tradition of giving the winner of the Western Derby a winning trophy, the loser of next week’s match…
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Category: Sports
Elite private school parents demand compensation for having to travel to the City of Armadale for the Head of the River
PSA rowing parents have once again been forced to make the pilgrimage to Champion Lakes, in the City of Armadale to watch their siverspoonlings complete…
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Western Australia slams borders shut to prevent anymore AFL related harm
The Westralian Government has acted swiftly after both footy teams brought the great state into disrepute on the weekend. Flagmantle cacked the proverbial bedsheets in…
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AFL coaches seen scouring maternity wards for any child with surname Reid
AFL coaches across Australia, in particular Clarko, have madly demanded access to maternity wards to find any child bearing the Reid surname. It comes after…
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Revealed: what Flagmantle offered Brayshaw to re-sign
The Cockburn Dockers really lived up to their name with an offer to star midfielder Andrew Brayshaw that he couldn’t refuse. No doubt more than…
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West Coast Eagles prepared to offer Harley Reid William St Hungry Jack’s to re-sign
West Coast in partnership with their major sponsor Hungry Jack’s is ready, willing and able to throw the crown jewel of the HJ’s empire at…
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