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Category: Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Mrs #Queening

Belle June 17, 2021 MummyParenting

There is only one rule in regards to Facebook-guided mothers: there are no rules. After the child is birthed the placenta of entitlement flops onto…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms Engagement Party

Belle May 12, 2021 EntertainmentParty

After tightening the vice of commitment around her partner’s manhood Abby intends to juice and savour the sweet ball-drippings of engagement life.  Thanks to a…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms Mother’s Day

Belle May 9, 2021 influencerMajor EventMillennialParty

For some, Mother’s Day is about celebrating the lady who let you freeload in her womb for 9 months. For others, it’s a day to…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting Internet Culture

Mr Joint Facebook Account

Belle May 7, 2021

Karen and Stanley’s marriage is a lot like wanking in a mate’s sleeping bag: sure it feels comfortable, but ultimately it ruins friendships. Near friendless…

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Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms “I Blame My Bad Life Decisions on Star Signs”

Belle May 4, 2021 New Age

Laura loves astrology because it is infinitely easier to blame her shortcomings on burning balls of space gas, rather than her lack of commitment to…

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Bumble Perth WA
Lifestyle, Love & Parenting

Ms Bumble

Belle April 12, 2021

Siobhan is a strong, career-focused woman who reduces her life to a series of meticulously organised timeslots on her diary. She has less time for…

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