Ms Engagement Party

After tightening the vice of commitment around her partner’s manhood Abby intends to juice and savour the sweet ball-drippings of engagement life. 

Ms “I Love Houseplants”

Belinda used to live a normal life until she was gifted a Calathea for her birthday. Soon after, she was bulbs-deep into...

Mrs Magpie Cull

For years humans and magpies have coexisted under the understanding that if we built our cities around their homes, they get to fuck us...

Ms Farmers Market

It’s 7:00 am on a Sunday morning and Hayley is annoying the living shit out of her housemates. She is tearing around their townhouse...

Mrs Coronavirus Homeschooling

Maree resisted for as long as she could but eventually, she and Frank agreed that there were far too many “international” students at their...

Ms “I’m Living my Best Life”

3 months ago Alice was a meatball sub of saturated slop, and like Jared Fogle it was...

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