A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at Perth Watch Jouse.
While trying to remember if he did or didn’t try to mount a jockey and slap them on their hind parts, Brayden told The Times,
“ayyyyyy end of the fkn day carnt, I got myself a bed *incoherent noises*… in the city, a stale fkn sandwich up me and I’m looking sharp for the Courts tomorrow, I don’t care whos ya are, that’saaa a fkn win”
Not everyone agrees, with the arresting officer saying while Brayden keeps going on about a free room in the city, the likely fine hell get for urinating on a police officer will alone make it an expensive day out.
We also spoke to a Court fashion expert who said while wearing a suit was a “smart move”, one typically tends to avoid suits with that many bodily fluids splashed on.
We asked Brayden if he was worried his stains would someone lower his standing in the eyes of the Magistrate. He told The Times,
“take me as I is, me stains and all, dad always told me that ay”
somehow beautiful .