The people of Cottesloe are demanding action this weekend after claiming the so-called “eco-barrier” is not doing its job as creatures are still slipping through into their beloved space during Sculptures by the Sea.
Under a radical proposal by the residents of Cottesloe, the shark net will be moved from its spot in the ocean to key points across Stirling Highway to stop entry into the suburb.
Naturally, exit out of the suburb won’t be an issue as your average Golden Triangle resident suffers greatly at even the thought of leaving the leafy burb.
We spoke to a resident who said the Stirling Highway eco-barrier was sorely needed. Adding,
“We saw a man doing a car door wee next to his Patrol while wearing Johnny Bigg cargo shorts, Reef sandals and a *pauses traumatically* a novelty shirt which essentially broadcast the man’s fluid sexuality when $20 was on offer. How do I explain this to my children?!”
No doubt a tough conversation. However, the net has been slammed by some in the community who say it’s up to Cottesloe to shoulder some of the burden once per year. Adding,
“We all have to deal with Jayden and his hectic family. Claremont gets him in September, Cottesloe gets him in March, and the rest of society gets him for the other 10 months. Trying to weasel out of doing your bit is VERY Cottesloe but it won’t stand”
The Stirling Highway eco-barrier will go to vote this week.
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