The English Cricket Team have come to grips with the painful realisation that they may never leave Australia after discovering a plane was also something they lacked the ability to catch.
The news comes after England’s humiliating defeat in The Ashes which saw the tourists drop 17 catches. Something that may have just contributed to their defeat.
We spoke to a witness who said the team clearly had trouble around the idea of catching. Adding,
“Catching a plane seems like pretty basic stuff but they just couldn’t master it. Ben Stokes was getting pretty aggro too, I don’t think he liked being humiliated on the international (departure) stage”
We understand that Coach Baz had to step in for a few emergency training sessions to get the team’s basic skills back up to scratch.
Naturally, England have denied it’s their inability to catch that lost them their flights. Alleging that Aussie airlines are cheats.
Ben Stokes even went on to accuse airport security of using out dated technology that cost the team precious minutes to get to their flight. He has nicknamed the scanners “Snicko”.
Dry your eyes mate.
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