The Australian Government may have found a convenient way to back out of the atrocious AUKUS deal that a former PM inflicted upon our great nation.
The plan comes after Kevin Rudd decided to step down from his role as US Ambassador prematurely.
The cynical amongst us may feel that Trump’s visceral hatred for the man may have contributed to the early retirement.
After all, it’s not like Trump is some kind of thinned skin tyrant who can’t handle anyone not worshipping the ground he walks on… right?
We spoke to a source close to AUKUS who told The Times that Rudd would be a good fit. Adding,
“I reckon it’s the sort of play that will see President Trump throw his toys out of the cot. Then we won’t be stuck with paying a gazillion bucks for antiquated subs we may or may not even get. Why did we agree to this?”
Obviously, the ex US Ambassador is thrilled with the prospect of further pissing off the oompa loompa Presidente.
The only question remains is how deep does Trump’s disdain go for Kevin 07?
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