In a sign that even the worst of us are capable of change, a local Hilux driver was spotted demonstrating a level of consideration rarely seen in the dual cab community.
After getting on with the job of filling up his car, the man was seen re-entering the vehicle and driving 5m to a nearby parking bay before heading into the servo to pissfart around for 25 minutes.
We spoke to a witness who told The Times that the man had clearly formed a premeditated intention to really make the most of what the servo had to offer. Adding,
“His first order of business was dropping the dirty anchor for about 10 minutes. When he came out he then really mulled over the 2fa specials before finally ordering a coffee. It was quite busy but he said he didn’t mind waiting. Remember, his car was actually in a parking bay at the time not at the pump”
While his selfless act touched many, some within the Hilux community have said it set a “dangerous precedent” for the rest of them and said the man should consider THAT before being a hero.
Speaking to us under the promise of anonymity a Hilux owner told The Times,
“Look bucko, when you drive a Hilux you are better than everyone else and part of that is making them wait while you take a huge shit in the servo toilet, got it?”
Got it.
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