Kevin from Joondalup unceremoniously hurled his car keys into the bin this morning after looking at the window and witnessing a surprise thunderstorm.
Why, one might ask? Well, he knew damn well that those set of keys would play no role in his commute to work given the Freeway was undoubtedly as free flowing as an old mate’s pisspipe at the front bar urinal.
He even briefly flirted with the radical notion of catching the train but the thunderstorm saw to that too! Bringing the mighty Yanchep line to its knees (although he’ll always call it the Joondalup line and will fight over it).
Any who, what choice did Kev have than to set out on foot! It was an important day given there was advanced notice of the possibility of left over sandwiches from a client meeting. He wasn’t gonna let that slip in this economy.
To Kev’s surpise he actually got to work “significantly” quicker than his usual commute time. Even when mother nature hadn’t decided to pop a squat on Perth’s arterial network. He told The Times,
“Amazing, it only took me 6 hours which is about an hour quicker than usual, so I was pretty stoked. I even got to work just in time to grab a curried egg sandwich triangle that hadn’t fully crusted over yet like a stale geometric coldsore”
That sounds like a big win for Kev.
Stay safe out there Perth.
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