King Sausage Fingers was left fuming yesterday after finding out his prime time spring public holiday had been rebranded as Show Day and his birthday now relegated to the putrid bowels of winter.
To smooth things over with the King, the WA Government has brokered a deal with Claremont residents and have been able to offer Andrew’s brother a very generous 15% off. A spokesperson told The Times,
“Look, no one wants to have their special day shafted to a winter public holiday and we understand his bulging cumberlands were dialling some very angry phone calls yesterday but I think our offer for compo is more than fair”
Not only will King Charles get the discount on the coveted Claremont verge parking but he will get VIP access, 2 Bertie Beetles bags on the house and a dagwood dog.
Sources close to the Royal Family say that the King is taking the offer into consideration and concedes the touching offer has calmed him down slightly.
As to whether the King will be coming to WA on his Birthday in June, he said,
“Of course, who do you think I am? Guy Sebastian?”
Good to know.
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