Just hours after ex-Prince Andrew was released by police over leaking information to the disgraced Jeffrey Epstein he’s once again been summoned to face the music.
In a joint investigation between Scotland Yard and the AFP, it will be alleged that Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor hired the copy of Tekken 3 from Morley Blockbuster in 1997 when it was a New Release and strictly only permitted to be borrowed overnight.
It will further be alleged that not only did Andy NOT return the copy of Tekken 3 the next day but not at all. A spokesperson for the joint taskforce told The Times,
“You couldn’t get much hotter property than Tekken 3 in 1997 and the accused knew that. This was the kinda game that could make or break a rental agency and as we saw, it sadly broke Blockbuster. We will allege this falls squarely on the accused”
It even has royal watchers asking if this is the worst thing Andrew has been accused of. With one telling The Times,
“Allegedly giving confidential info to Epstein for god knows what is bad but not returning Tekken 3 to Blockbuster Morley is wicked. Wicked and bad!”
We can only hope this leads to Andy finally getting charged for what everyone wants him to be charged for. Allegedly.
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