Optus has been left frustrated after another tragic and high profile fark-up after it was revealed 3 people lost their lives due to being unable to get through on the 000 emergency line.
To discuss what load of bullshit to feed to the public, Optus decided it was going to call a crisis meeting. If only it was that simple.
Every key stakeholder who was with Optus was unable to be reached on account of being with Optus. A classic Optus kinda energy.
We spoke to a source close to Optus who told The Times,
“We really need to rally the troops and work out which complimentary data package best says – sorry for letting people down. I think they are willing to go as high as 10GBs”
No doubt the Australian authorities will be demanding answers from the Telco especially given it shat the bed royally last year with a massive data breach.
In local news, the WA Government is expected to make a decision on whether Perth Stadium ditches its agreement with Optus for naming rights.
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