Kalgoorlie Prospector travels to Paris after hearing of Aussie gold rush
A crust Kalgoorlie gold hunter has decided to book a trip to Paris after hearing about the Australian gold rush occurring at the Olympic Games.…
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Fears of a Sweet & Sour Pork shortage as nation prepares to honour the late Jack Karlson
Chinese restaurants all over Australia are preparing for an onslaught today as the man fan’s of Jack Karlson prepare to celebrate his life over a…
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Margs faux-hippie credits her crystal arrangement for local boy Robinson’s Olympic success
A local mung bean has spoken to the media today and taken full credit for Margs boy Jack Robinson’s Olympic Silver today claiming that her…
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Perth Lobbies the IOC to Include Urban Sprawl in the Next Olympic Games
Sun Tzu once mused that every battle is won before it’s ever fought. To that end, Perth, Western Australia has made an impassioned plea to…
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Perth breeder introduces mandatory 6 week Tamagotchi trial for prospective pet owners
Tired of boneheads underestimating the commitment of owning an animal, a Perth breeder has made the novel move to require all prospective buyers to complete…
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Perth Stadium suffers structural damage as a result of Hardwick’s post-match spray
Engineers have released a concerning report this morning after assessing Perth Stadium in the wake of Hardwick’s address to his players after effectively ending their…
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