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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Success declared as Joondalup threatens to boycott train line over Yanchep name change 

Belle April 27, 2024

The citizens of Perth are chalking up a recent threat by the Joondalup people to boycott the train system over the “Yanchep Line” name change…

View More Success declared as Joondalup threatens to boycott train line over Yanchep name change 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

What your favourite piece of iconic Perth architecture says about you

Belle April 27, 2024

East Perth Public Transport Centre – your lust for a brutalist lifestyle knows no bounds. Your parents probably played death metal to you instead of lullabies.…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

Applying 8 common AFL rules to your social life

Belle April 26, 2024 AFLFooty

Substitution – at any stage of a pub session, the main group can substitute “your mate” for any reason but typically due to poor performance. This…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Regional

WA declines Japan’s enthusiastic offer to help search for pod of whales that stranded yesterday

Belle April 26, 2024

The Great Nation of Japan has extended an offer to Western Australia they believed we couldn’t refuse after dozens of pilot whales were rescued yesterday…

View More WA declines Japan’s enthusiastic offer to help search for pod of whales that stranded yesterday
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Claremont kid gets a reality check after parents make him slum it in Mount Claremont home 

Belle April 24, 2024

A Golden Triangle resident has faced a harsh dose of reality after his parents informed him that they were only going to extend themselves as…

View More Claremont kid gets a reality check after parents make him slum it in Mount Claremont home 
Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Local

Cott girl forced to wear socks with her Birks in the face of oppressive 16-degree morning

Belle April 24, 2024

Temperatures have dropped faster in Perth than Clive Palmer’s grundies at a Titanic-themed gloryhole.  Coming off a week of delicious mid-30 stunners, Perth has endured the…

View More Cott girl forced to wear socks with her Birks in the face of oppressive 16-degree morning

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  • Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99
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