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    Central accommodation, a feed and already dressed for his date with the Magistrate, Ascot race day Bogan winning

    A Perth bogan who found himself over refreshed and dangerously gee’d up has been counting his blessings while sitting in his piss soaked trousers at…

    Belle November 4, 2025
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  • Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

    Piss-test fail warning given to anyone within a kilometre radius of the Metallica pit 

    Authorities have put out an alert that it is highly likely you may fail a piss-test tomorrow if you were within a kilometre of the…

    Belle November 2, 2025
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    Royal Family tells loyal subjects that the most horrific punishment they could think of for Andrew was making him one of you

    The Royal Family has sent a clear message to its loyal subjects that a Royal being reduced to a filthy, shiteating member of the public…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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    Boomers warned as Perth kid plans to dress as a Daylight Saving referendum for Halloween

    A young family has caused a stir today after previewing their kid’s Halloween costume on social media. To the horror of traditionally older or rural…

    Belle October 31, 2025
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    Metallica confirm they are only coming to Perth to get their hands on a Belmont bloke who downloaded Enter Sandman on Napster in ’99

    Metallica fans are preparing for a big night this weekend. However, the band has said the concert is only a secondary objective. Their real objective…

    Belle October 30, 2025
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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Trendy cafe calls sandwiches “sandos” to distract you from the fact you’re paying $20 for a sanga

Belle April 23, 2024

A hip, inner city cafe has made the bold move to rebrand their selection of sandwiches as “sandos” after becoming aware of the word’s impressive…

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Private school mum demands teachers be GPS tracked after waiting 45 mins for email reply

Belle April 23, 2024

A Perth private school mummy is demanding her kid’s teachers be GPS tracked after she was made to wait 45 minutes for a reply on…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Entertainment

Man tries to book Arj Barker to perform on his next flight after stance on noisy babies revealed

Belle April 22, 2024

A man about to embark on an international flight has watched the furore surrounding comedian Arj Barker with great interest. At a show last night,…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS Lifestyle

Perth woman goes from buying a Dyson to being an insufferable brand ambassador in record time

Belle April 22, 2024

One can barely describe the rush of buying a fancy home appliance. It’s the dream of anyone in their mid 30’s who has officially said…

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Bell Tower Times Business

Perth Warehouse Enjoys Record Productivity After Forkie Calls in Sick

Belle April 22, 2024 tradie

A small business in Perth’s industrial burbs had grave concerns they were going to fall behind with their orders after their resident forklift driver had…

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Bell Tower Times BREAKING NEWS From the Zoo

What a sparky earning $250k a year spends in a week

Belle April 21, 2024

Age: 35 Lives: Wembley Investment properties: I own a mini-empire of AirBNBs along the Perth coast. Bought my first because I didn’t really know what…

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